The Gilded Parrot: An Apparent Interview with Dr Rickroll Dawggins

As reigning President of the Design Opposition Grassroots Movement of America, my job is to provide you with answers to this design “controversy.” My last interview [with PZ Squiddy of Uvula] had not been well-received by the atheist and evolutionist community. Some have accused me of being a Poe. Others have called me a “worthless…

The Gilded Parrot: An Interview with Mockstar PZ Squiddy – Intelligent Design Creationism, the Creation Museum & His Master Plan of Mockery

As current President of the Design Opposition Grassroots Movement of America, I just want to come out and say it: There’s no evidence for design, intelligent or otherwise. It simply doesn’t exist. It’s an idea based on ancient superstitions. And it’s just dumb. Stupid. Ignorant. Overwhlemingly boring. Idiotic. Moronic even. Unfortunately, stealth creationist groups like…

Creation Cryptids: For Sale: Jackelope in a Poke!

For those of you who were severely disappointed by the news that the Georgia Bigfoot, also known as the big Halloween costume shot at a tellingly odd angle and stuffed into a freezer, turned out to be a big hoax, we offer the following relief from cryptid fakery!