Why Hitch Ain’t In Heaven

Recently, arch-atheist Christopher Hitchens, author of God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything, went home to meet his Maker. I’m not saying that Hitch went to heaven. Unless there was some sort of deathbed conversion [and no one’s saying that’s the case], Hitch definitely did not go to heaven. This is a point on…

Is Stephen Hawking’s New Book Science or Science Fiction

Contact: Rev Tony Breeden, Founder, DefendingGenesis.org, 304-993-4792 MEDIA ADVISORY, Sept. 3 /Christian Newswire/ — Stephen Hawking’s new book urges people to believe that unobservable multiverses and alternate histories or existences have explained away the need for a Designer or Creator, but he’s begging the question with science fiction ‘rescuing devices.’ ‘The Grand Design,’ Hawking’s long awaited…

The Gilded Parrot: An Apparent Interview with Dr Rickroll Dawggins

As reigning President of the Design Opposition Grassroots Movement of America, my job is to provide you with answers to this design “controversy.” My last interview [with PZ Squiddy of Uvula] had not been well-received by the atheist and evolutionist community. Some have accused me of being a Poe. Others have called me a “worthless…

The Gilded Parrot: An Interview with Mockstar PZ Squiddy – Intelligent Design Creationism, the Creation Museum & His Master Plan of Mockery

As current President of the Design Opposition Grassroots Movement of America, I just want to come out and say it: There’s no evidence for design, intelligent or otherwise. It simply doesn’t exist. It’s an idea based on ancient superstitions. And it’s just dumb. Stupid. Ignorant. Overwhlemingly boring. Idiotic. Moronic even. Unfortunately, stealth creationist groups like…

On the Usefulness of Intelligent Design & Old Earth Creationism

I realize that the title of this post may surprise some of you, since you know that I am firmly Young Earth [that is, Biblical 6-day] Creationist. So let me re-affirm: The Bible plainly intends to relate an actual historical 6-day Creation and a worldwide Noachim Flood. Of course, on the other side of the…

If Evolutionists Were Smart…

I know. I know. Most of the current scientific establishment, Big Science if you will, the intelligensia, allegedly the greatest minds of our time are supposed to be evolutionists. And here I am, crackpot creationist extraoridinaire, suggesting that they aren’t all that smart. They’re not. I’m not even sure we can reasonably grant that they’re…

Sign the Creation Letter!

On February 15, 2009, many well-meaning churches will celebrate an “Evolution Sunday.” This year’s push to encourage participation is expected to be particularly vocal, as 2009 will mark both the 200th birthday of Charles Darwin and the 150th anniversary of his book, Origins. The Kanawha Creation Science Group [KCSG] strongly discourages any Bible-believing Christian from…

Darwin’s Dyke: The Lobster’s Ears

I attented the September ’08 meeting of the Kanawha Creation Science Group recently, where we screened and discussed Dr. David Menton’s video, “The Hearing Ear and the Seeing Eye.” The video lecture gets it’s title from Proverbs 20:12: “The hearing ear and the seeing eye, the Lord has made both of them.” Dr. Menton apologized…

Darwin’s Dyke: So much depends on Evolution: On Philadelphia’s Year of Evolution, Darwin Day & the New Desperation of Darwinism

“So much depends on evolution,” claims yearofevolution.org, a website showcasing the University of Pennsylvania and the Penn Museum’s intent to make a year-long celebration of Darwinism. The claim is common to Darwinist polemics, so it’ll be useful to critique the claims of the site. First, we should ask, What actually depends on evolution? Well, that depends on…